[Photo-Story] Who will be gone?

07/22/2013

In my doll family I'm the invisible and omnipresent owner. They live their lives and they don't know I exist, but I've always been curious about those owners who are part of their dolls lives. Some of them are called "lady", "sir", "mom" or "dad." I thought "what if I broke the fourth wall at least for one day", and I spread the false rumour that I was getting a new doll, and in order to get this done I'd have to get rid of one of them. Many of them listened to it while a few didn't. Those who did explained to me why they should stay here (or not).

Glenn: "It has been said that you will get rid of one of us. It won't be me, obviously, as I must be one, if not your favorite."
Me: "You surely got high self-esteem."
Glenn: "It is more than obvious, beside I was one of your first characters. We've been together for longer than a decade."
Me: "I know ;_; "

Glenn: "Given I'm so special then... Could I ask you to redo my face-up? I've been having this face-up for three years."
Me: "Sure why not, whenever I get the time =_= "

Paul: "Hum... hey. It doesn't matter if I will be the one who will be gone. I know there are others you like more than me."
Me: "Awww don't say that, you're my favorite character (although I wish I could find a more suitable sculpt for you). Beside if I didn't like you I wouldn't have spent so much in what you're wearing right now X_X"

Paul: "That is very flattering. Could I ask you to open my eyes from time to time?"
Me: "Your other head is dirty so I have to redo it. But don't worry, I'm planning something special ; )"
Paul: "Thank you very much."

Coltrane: "It is obvious that you won't get rid of me. Not only I was your first serious character, but also your first resin item ever."
Me: "You surely are Glenn's son."

Coltrane: "Come again?"
Me: "Nothing." 9__9
Coltrane: "You should get rid of him."
Me: "No!" ;_;

Coltrane: "Then get rid of the brat. Seriously, why do I look so miserable as a child? He's giving me a bad image."
Me: "He's part of you! That's your childhood right there!"
Coltrane: "Couldn't you have written a less traumatic back-story?

Little Coltrane: "May I say something?"
Coltrane: "No!"

Aison: "So you'll be replacing someone. It won't be me, as it would be a huge monetary loss. Beside I have the most expensive eyes and hair."
Me: "Don't worry you are untouchable =_= "

Aison: "If so, could I ask you to get me another body? I'm the almighty Aison Kolias and I have the body of a heroin addict."
Me: "This is what you've got and it's settled!"

Loren: "At the beginning I was your only one and you loved me so much... But as others arrived you've been forgetting about me."
Me: "Don't say that, I still like you... " 

Loren: "Don't worry, I understand you, and I forgive you. But please, think a little bit more about me."
Me: "I will... " T_T

Morten: "... "
Me: "... o.o "
Morten: "... "
Me: "<__<   >__>"

Helena: "I know I am not your favorite and it's very possible that I'll get replaced. Not only I am Morten's accessory but also you made him a serial killer right after we got married."
Me: "I'm really sorry about that, it was not intentional >_< "

Helena: "Let me know when it is time to go so I'll be preparing my luggage."
Me: "You're not going anywhere ;_; You're my only adult woman. If you're gone there will be a hormonal imbalance. By the way, I always wanted to ask you something..."
Helena: "What is it?"

Me: "Who's Martin's real dad?"
Helena: "Like I'm gonna tell you."
Me: "If we take in mind dolly genetics, the most likely candidate is Pavel."
Helena: "That nitty Russian? How dare you?"

Donaven: "..."
Me: "Is there anything you'd like to tell me?"
Donaven: "No."
Me: "Are you sure?"

Donaven: "No! I don't know anything."
Me: "What are you talking about?" @__@
Donaven: "I won't tell anyone!"

Donaven: "Leave me alone, boohoohoo!"
Me: "What? X_X What happened?"

Martin: "I've heard that one of us will leave. Is that true?"
Me: "Could be true, could be not."

Martin: "Alright, I'm sure it won't be me."
Me: "Why are you so sure about it?"
Martin: "Because I'm always happy."
Me: "That's a good point ^^"

Ezequiel: "Is it true that one of us will get replaced?"
Me: "Maybe."
Ezequiel: "It won't be me. I'm your only tan doll with the best Spanish name. I'm the interracial element in this place"
Me: "There is also a Chinese guy."

Ezequiel: "He doesn't count. Btw, could I get better hair? This is awful even for hipster standards."
Me: "That was my second wig, leave me alone!" ;_;

Pavel: "It won't be me the one who'll leave ))))"
Me: "Why are you so sure about that?"
Pavel: "Because the same hate unites us. We hate the same things."
Me: "Well that's true. But we don't love the same things... "

Pavel: "You've got a point. You have an awful wardrobe."
Me: "You're so funny."
Pavel: "Since you love me so much, could I ask you a favor?  Could I be something more OOAK? Something more original than a Soom Chrom?"
Me: "No, you'll remain like this."

Pavel: "But half of the Russian Federation collectors own one! ((((("
Me: "Well, isn't that ironic?"

Tamuz: "I have an advantage over others. You can not get rid of me."
Me: "Don't remind me of that. Your head broke again ;_; "
Tamuz: "Right. In order to sell me you need to fix me first. I don't even know how I'm talking to you right now."

Me: "Give me some time, I'm thinking about what to do... "
Tamuz: "It would be a shame if something happened to your cat."
Me: "No blackmail! Leave my cat out of this."

Stravos: "Most likely it is me who will leave, so I'm going to ask you a favor."
Me: "Which is... ?"

Stravos: "Could you tell Tori she's your favorite? That would make her so happy. And oh yes, don't leave her alone with Tamuz."
Me: "Awww, you are very considerate with Tori, and just because of that I won't let you go ^^"

Tori: "I've heard that you'll say goodbye to someone, so I hope it is not me, because I'm your favourite one, ain't I?"
Me: "Eh... Yes ^^U"

Tori: "Weee! I knew it! Thank you so much."
Yo: "How could I be without you? But please, take off those crocs X_X"

Me: "¿Tian?"
Tian: "Yes?"
Me: "Won't you say anything?"
Tian: "Thank you for the laptop, I guess?"
Me: "You're welcome... "

Marko: "Wassup? So someone will leave, is that right?"
Me: "Maybe, but don't worry. It won't be you."

Marko: "Alright. To show you that I like you I'm not drinking right now."
Me: "But you will do it in five minutes..."
Marko: "Most likely."

Lukkas: "Well, I know I was never your favorite one. As soon as I arrived you took off my body and gave it to Coltrane and I've been remaining a floating head since then. You've even tried giving my head for free without success."
Me: "I'm so sorry about that T__T."
Lukkas: "Do not worry. Despite not belonging here, you gave me a chance and a place to stay after all. As a token of appreciation I'll play a song."
Me: "You're going to make me cry... "

Volodymyr: "Let's be honest here. I don't care if you kick me out or if I stay. But if I'm the one to go, could I get a new body and a nice suit while we're at it?"
Me: "Those are in the works. I need to save some more alright? What do you guys think I'm made of? Money?"
Volodymyr: "Maybe I could teach you one thing or two. You obviously know nothing about economy."
Me: "That would be very kind of you."

Vanja: "Well, I've seen how you've been talking to each and every one of us. But I do know who is your favorite. And that's me."
Me: "Shhh. Don't say that out loud."

Vanja: "So it was true! I was just trying my luck. In that case, could I get a new sweater that won't make me look so skinny?"
Me: "What about you go and work out? 9__9 "

Vanja: "In that case I'll need a new body."
Me: "Mmmk, I'll be checking out sweaters for you... "

Suzume: "We're made of vinyl and that is why we should stay here."
Me: "Yes, you guys pose like no one ^^"

Akemi: "Those resin guys are a bunch of losers. They all had to sit down."
Suzume: "Akemi, That is very disrespectful!"
Little fairy: "Teehehehe."
Me: XD


And that is all folks. After this long session I've realized I've TOO MANY dolls and I don't need any more. But also I won't get rid of any of them. Thank you very much for taking your time and reading this ^^