[Photo Story] Do not Mess with Roberta

 10/04/2015

Tian: "You, whatsyourface... "

Edward: "Edward, my name is Edward!"

Tian: "Yeah, whatever. You do look like Vanja. Like, a lot. There's no denying it."

Edward: "We're cousins after all. The resemblance is unavoidable."

Tian: "Yes, unfortunately."

Edward: "... "

Tian: "Anyway, I wanted to see this place with my own eyes. The rumours were right! This is like a sanctuary. You are the luckiest guy on earth."

Edward: "Not really... "

Tian: "You gay or something?"

Edward: "I'm pretty sure I'm not. It's just complicated."

Tian: "S'Okay. I don't care what you do with your life. So tell me, which one of these cuties is single?"

Edward: "Pretty much all of them."

Tian: "Are you serious?! Why didn't I come here before? Vanja was diabolical, keeping this to himself!"

Edward: "You know they can hear us, right?"

Tian: "They're not paying attention."

Edward: "That's what they want you to believe."

Tian: "That one over there, with the gear eyes... "

Edward: "She's an automaton. She joined this place not long ago."

Tian: "No way! She looks so real."

Tian: "Even that deranged one polishing a gun is cute. Just my type."

Roberta: "... Did you just call me 'deranged'?"

Edward: "Oh no, you're in real trouble!"

* Roberta draws her gun, leaving everyone in shock *

Tian: "Woa woa woa. I'm sorry. Geez, this escalated quickly! Please, just please put that down!"

Edward: * In a whisper * "There's no use reasoning with her."

Tian: "What do you mean, Edward? Put it down! Please tell me it's not loaded."

Roberta: "Take a guess."

Tian: "We should seriously solve this like two civilized people. Or how about you just let me go like nothing ever happened?"

Roberta: "As if! No one who insults me leaves this place unharmed. Just a bullet in your leg will be enough to teach you a lesson."

Tian: "Edward, dude, get me out of this!"

Edward: "Why should I?"

Tian: "Because you seem to be a nice guy?"

Roberta: "Persuasion won't work on me. Right, Edward?"

Tian: "Please, android from the future, I beg you! Save my leg!"

Sofia: "?"

Sofia: "Why are you asking me such a thing?"

Tian: "W-why?! Do I really need to explain the situation to you?!"

Sofia: "I can't save people who are not in danger. Her gun is actually empty."

Tian: "!"

Roberta: "Hah! What a smart automaton! But she is right. I was just teasing you."

Tian: "Why you... Heartless bitch! It should be illegal to carry that stuff around. I'm gonna call the police and-"

Roberta: "What did you call me again?"

Tian: "I said... "

Tian: "... You heartless... Wait, what are you do-?"

Tian: "AHHHHH!!"

Tian: "IT HURTSSS!!! A LOT!!"

Roberta: "Good!"

Tian: * Can't stand the pain *

Roberta: "I hope this little scene gave you a lesson as well, Edward."

Edward: "It sure did, ma'am."