10/04/2015
Tian: "You, whatsyourface... "
Edward: "Edward, my name is Edward!"
Tian: "Yeah, whatever. You do look like Vanja. Like, a lot. There's no denying it."
Edward: "We're cousins after all. The resemblance is unavoidable."
Tian: "Yes, unfortunately."
Edward: "... "
Tian: "Anyway, I wanted to see this place with my own eyes. The rumours were right! This is like a sanctuary. You are the luckiest guy on earth."
Edward: "Not really... "
Tian: "You gay or something?"
Edward: "I'm pretty sure I'm not. It's just complicated."
Tian: "S'Okay. I don't care what you do with your life. So tell me, which one of these cuties is single?"
Edward: "Pretty much all of them."
Tian: "Are you serious?! Why didn't I come here before? Vanja was diabolical, keeping this to himself!"
Edward: "You know they can hear us, right?"
Tian: "That one over there, with the gear eyes... "
Edward: "She's an automaton. She joined this place not long ago."
Tian: "No way! She looks so real."
Roberta: "... Did you just call me 'deranged'?"
Edward: "Oh no, you're in real trouble!"
* Roberta draws her gun, leaving everyone in shock *
Tian: "Woa woa woa. I'm sorry. Geez, this escalated quickly! Please, just please put that down!"
Edward: * In a whisper * "There's no use reasoning with her."
Tian: "What do you mean, Edward? Put it down! Please tell me it's not loaded."
Roberta: "Take a guess."
Tian: "We should seriously solve this like two civilized people. Or how about you just let me go like nothing ever happened?"
Tian: "Edward, dude, get me out of this!"
Edward: "Why should I?"
Tian: "Because you seem to be a nice guy?"
Roberta: "Persuasion won't work on me. Right, Edward?"
Tian: "Please, android from the future, I beg you! Save my leg!"
Sofia: "?"
Sofia: "Why are you asking me such a thing?"
Tian: "W-why?! Do I really need to explain the situation to you?!"
Sofia: "I can't save people who are not in danger. Her gun is actually empty."
Tian: "!"
Tian: "Why you... Heartless bitch! It should be illegal to carry that stuff around. I'm gonna call the police and-"
Roberta: "What did you call me again?"
Tian: "I said... "
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