[Photo Story] Almost There

 01/15/2014

Sakuno and Vanja are about to have their baby! But first...

Vanja: "Pop quiz: Guess who just finished decorating the baby's room?"

Marko: "The answer is us, of course!"

Eloise: "Uhm... Wasn't it supposed to be Vanja's job?"

Vanja: "Yeah, but you see... "

Kristen: "It's alright. Vanja wasn't suitable to do this job alone. He lacks the muscles and stamina."

Vanja: "Hey!"

Marko: "Edward, dude, you're too close to Kristen."

Kristen: "He is?"

Edward: "Am I? How am I too close to her?"

Marko: "Allow me to elaborate. The safe distance between you two should be at least 1mt."

Edward: "Excuse me?"

Vanja: "Do you have some popcorn or chips? This is gonna be good."

Eloise: "Help yourself, there are some in the cupboard."

Marko: "See? Like this. This is a reasonable distance."

Edward: "Ehm... What if I don't agree to it? This is ridiculous."

Marko: "Then I'll punch you until you're unconscious and feed you to the wolves."

Edward: "... That didn't sound brute at all."

Marko: "Who are you calling brute?"

Edward: "Kristen, how can you approve of this... This guy?"

Kristen: "Weren't you listening? He said one of the most romantic things ever!"

Edward: "Punch me and feed me to the wolves? Is that ROMANTIC for you? You girls are unbelievably mad! Mad I tell you!"

Eloise: "Well, maybe he's not romantic, but he's cool."

Marko: "Heard that?"

Edward: "Women nowadays are out of their minds."

Kristen: <3

Edward: "What do you think, Vanja?"

Vanja: "Don't mind me. I'm just looking forward to the punch scene."

Sakuno: "Vanja!!"

Vanja: "If that isn't my lovely Sakuno's voice... "

Vanja: "Surprise! I'm sure you were expecting seeing this room finished within a day!"

Sakuno: "Well... "

Sakuno: "... I surely wasn't expecting it to look like THIS!"

Vanja: "W-what do you mean?"

Sakuno: "Could you explain to me what happened to the wallpaper?"

Sakuno: "And why did you use TWO different ones?"

Vanja: "Uhm, about that... "

Sakuno: "What did I tell you? I told you not to bring Marko over and do what was supposed to be your job."

Vanja: "How did you know that he helped me?"

Sakuno: "I found this here."

Vanja: "So it was here after all, thank you Sakuno! He was looking for it."

Sakuno: "No way! You should ask him to stop drinking!"

Vanja: "Believe me I tried countless times!"

Sakuno: "Anyway... " *sigh* "... Beside those horrible walls, the bedroom looks fine."

Sakuno: "I can't wait for little Aiko to be here with us."

Vanja: "Aiko? What about Sofia?"

Sakuno: "You don't like Aiko?"

Vanja: "Hum... I do. It's a cute Japanese name, like yours."

Sakuno: <3

Sakuno: "I'll ask professionals to remove the wallpaper tomorrow."

Vanja: *sigh* "As you wish... "