05/10/2015
Sakuno and Vanja's daughter (Angelregion Napichoo) stayed with me for a while, so we thought a photo story involving my guys was a must. It took me a while to get to it for several reasons but it's here, finally!
Once again I'm sorry for the lack of dioramas. Salica sets a really high bar for the rest of us mortals. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.
Tian: "Aiko is here!"
Vanja: "Yes she is. Sakuno went shopping with her sisters."
Tian: "Look at her, they grow so fast. We seldom see her around, don't we?"
Aiko: "Gabubrrrr!"
Tian: "I'd love to be 'baby' fluent. What do you think she said?"
Vanja: "Hum... " * Is having an idea *
Lukkas: "Isn't she cute? Can you tell she's Sakuno's daughter?"
Tian: "Indeed. So glad she doesn't resemble the dad at all."
Vanja: * Gets up * "Guys! I have a proposition to make."
Lukkas: "... Yes?"
Vanja: "What would it take for you to replace me? It'll only be a couple hours."
Lukkas: "Would you do anything?"
Vanja: "Be reasonable, it's only going to be a couple of hours."
Lukkas: "Wash my socks."
Tian: "And clean the bathroom."
Vanja: "Ugh, I'm not your maid guys. Fine, whatever... Deal."
Lukkas: "Nothing will happen to her. She doesn't even talk."
Tian: "She does say something... Sometimes."
Aiko: "Baputtttt!"
Tian: "See?"
Lukkas: "And what do we do with her?"
Tian: "Look Aiko, this is a pink DS that you will inherit. Actually, you should keep it right now to save dad from shame."
Lukkas: "Uh... "
Tian: "This is how you use it. You turn it on and... Animal Crossing?"
Marko: "MingMing, what are you doing? That baby can barely stand on her two feet."
Tian: "Babies are like sponges, they absorb everything."
Marko: "Not at that age!"
Aiko: * Is cheering *
Marko: "Isn't it brutal?"
Lukkas: "So... Wasn't she too young to learn things?"
Marko: "I'm not teaching her: I'm entertaining her."
Lukkas: "If you're going to entertain her, do it with something else, not that crap of an instrument. I'll teach her how to play a superior instrument, ie. the electric guitar."
Marko: "What was that?"
Marko: "I'm gonna make you regret those words."
Aiko: * Laughs *
Marko: "I'll do it as soon as I... Hum... Is it just me or it got sinky here?"
Lukkas: "Oh no, please no... "
Marko: "Do you know how to change diapers?"
Lukkas: "No I don't, but I do know someone who can... "
Marko: "... And he's gonna call us 'useless' again."
Aiko: "Gujuuu... "
MOMENTS LATER
Volodymyr: "You're the most useless, worthless bunch I've ever met in my life. Sometimes I think I deserve a reward for dealing with you guys."
* Everyone's ashamed *
Volodymyr: "There you go. By the way, where is Vanja?"
Tian: "He left her with us for a couple of hours. Or so he said."
Volodymyr: "And I'm sure there was blackmail involved."
Lukkas: "Uhm... Yes. Thank you Vlad, you've saved our lives."
Volodymyr: "No prob. I hope you learned something."
Lukkas: "To be honest, I just forgot everything I saw."
Volodymyr: "I'd laugh if it wasn't for the fact that I know you're speaking the truth. I'll be busy so don't bother me again."
Lukkas: "... "
Vanja: "Yo dudes! I'm back!"
Tian: "You talk and look like an idiot. Please take off those shades, you don't need them any more."
Vanja: "Wow, so rude."
Vanja: "And... How did my little angel behave?"
Lukkas: "She did actually pretty good. Didn't cry or anything... She only pooped and Vlad changed the diapers."
Vanja: "Was he upset about it?"
Lukkas: "Nah."
Lukkas: "Don't forget about my socks!"
Vanja: "Whatevs."
Marko: "You should bring Aiko over more often. I realized I don't hate babies that much... "
Vanja: "You realized that just now?"
Marko: "Eh... Not a word to Kristen or any of her pesky sisters, OK?"
Vanja: "Heh, heh. OK."
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