[Photo Story] What a Powerful Body

08/02/2012

I ordered this body back in January and it was just yesterday that I got it. I promised I would make a photo story of it, as bizarre as it sounds. I'm sorry for the choppy dialogue, I'm just too tired at this moment lol. I hope you enjoy it.

Stravos: "Another newcomer."

Glenn: "I don't know what it is. But I did order something."

Tori: "Can we open the box first, please, please, please?"

Stravos: "But we don't know whats inside, honey."

Tori: "If it's something ugly I'll cover my eyes like this."

Tori: "OK let's see what this is."

Tori: "Oh! It's a girl just like me!"

Tori: "Hello! Who could you be? Do you have a name?"

???: "Hum... Not really."

Tori: "Can she be my friend? Please, please, please?"

Stravos: "Of course honey, it's always good having new friends."

Coltrane: "Could you guys move on? I need to look for the coat I ordered."

Glenn: "Wherever did you come from?"

Coltrane: "Does it matter?"

Glenn: "This one's mine."

Coltrane: "What a flamboyant shirt. Always living in the past."

Glenn: "It makes me feel nostalgic."

Tori: "Could we open the big, huge bag? Please, please, please?"

Stravos: *sigh* "OK I'll do it."

Stravos: "Tori, step aside; we don't know what's inside."

Tori: "I just wanted to help."

Tori: "It's a huge, giant headless body!"

Glenn: (Awesome!).

Glenn: "I wonder what this is."

Stravos: "It does look a bit-"

Stravos: "- Suspicious."

Tori: "What is it? I can't see."

(Awkward moment).

Stravos: "Tori, let's get out of here."

Tori: "Why? What was that, daddy?"

Coltrane: "Big deal, just a pair of d*cks."

Paul: * sigh * "So many sick minds in this world."

Glenn: "I don't care. I'm past this stage of my life. I got laid for a lifetime. Now let me take a look at the rest."

Glenn: "Look at that powerful body."

Paul: "You seem excited about it."

Glenn: "Of course I am. I could ask Stravos to make me switch bodies... "

Paul: "Why would you want that?"

Glenn: "I'm supposed to be the tallest guy here. Beside-"

Tamuz: "I agree. You should switch bodies AND make use of these, so you can screw that 800 years old virgin boyfriend of yours."

Glenn: "Wait, what?"

Coltrane: "He's an incubus... There's only one thought in his mind, like a continuous function, as in f(t) = sex."

OK enough of this silliness.