[Photo Story] Shocking news!

 06/05/2014

Sakuno: "Love you too Vanja, bye." *click*

Sakuno: *sigh* "He said he was happy, but I didn't buy it. Should have I told him about Edward, or... ?"

BACK AT THE GUYS' PLACE

Tian: "What the heck did Sakuno Tell you? You don't look OK man. She pregnant or something?"

Vanja: "... "

Tian: "So you left her pregnant. Have you ever heard of condoms... Or vasectomy?"

Vanja: *in shock/depressive state*

Marko: "Hey guys, Lukkas is gonna start a 2 vs 2 player Call of Duty game."

Tian: "Well, tell him to make it a 3 player game."

Marko: "Why, what's wrong? What happened to Vanja?"

Tian: "He made his girlfriend preggers."

Marko: "Is that true?"

Vanja: *starts sobbing quetly*

Marko: "OK, it is true."

Marko: "I don't blame him though. This would be my exact reaction if Kristen told me such news."

Tian: "Well, I hope you're smarter than this idiot."

Marko: "No worries. We're using the best known contraceptive in existence."

Tian: "Which is... ?"

Marko: "We're not making out" *drinks some*

Tian: "Why am I not surprised? Could it be because, I don't know... You ditched her like a crapton of times and because of your alcoholism?"

Marko: "... My what?"

Tian: "You know dude, if I was a woman and you two were the only men left on earth... I'd become lesbian."

Marko: "Whatever. Anyway... Should I say 'congratulations' or 'I'm sorry'?"

Tian: "I think the former one is the social convention."

Marko: "Alright. Congratulations, dude."

Tian: "That was so emotive it made my little heart cry."

Marko: "Well, look who's here to cheer you even more."

Volodymyr (aka The Boss): "Why is Vanja sobbing?"

Tian: "His girlfriend is pregnant."

Tian: "Boss, you gotta lend us a hand here. Could you give us one of your famous motivational speeches? Tell us about how great children are and all that jazz?"

Volodymyr: "Well, it is true that I am happily married with two kids."

Volodymyr: "You see Vanja. Having a family is not that bad. Children are your own blond, and these emotions you feel around your own kind, can't compare with those felt among friends, even though they are very close to you."

Volodymyr: There's also the unconditional love and the trust these little people put in us. It is very strong. For them, parents can do no wrong. And you and your girlfriend will see yourselves in each one of them."

Volodymyr: "Also, once you're old with cataracts, if you did an OK job, they'll have the decency to not let you die in a geriatric."

Marko: *claps* "Woa Vlad, that was beautiful."

Tian: "Please, write my epitaph."

Volodymyr: "Sure, just let me know one month in advance."

Tian: "That didn't seem to to work though."

Volodymyr: "Just give it some time to sink."

Lukkas: "Guys, the heck are you doing? I started the game eons ago."

Marko: "Crap, I forgot about it."

Tian: "We'll explain later."

Marko: "Hey Vlad, would you like to shoot some people?"

Volodymyr: "I've got up to 20 min to waste with all of you."

Marko: "Awesome, let's go."

Volodymyr: "Are we leaving Vanja just like this?"

Marko: "I'm surprised you're caring about us, Vlad, but you're right."

Marko: * reaches for Vanja's hand and opens it *

Marko: "Hang in there bud."

Marko: "Solved. Hey I want MingMing in my team. I need his superior Asian genes!"

Tian: "Dude you're aware that's a stereotype, right?"

Marko: "Is it?"

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